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High praise
Jun 11, 2013 07:38 PM
My dearest Kevo! I hope you have a wonderful day and I can't wait to come visit you in DCizzle this summer! If I were there with you now, the birthday gift I'd like to give you is a sip of water that I would drink from the nearest water fountain and then spit into your mouth.
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Birthday wish
Jun 11, 2013 03:03 PM
Kevo, for your birthday you wanted a Green Party so "we could maybe even have green themed treats like spinach!"
Happy birthday, Popeye!
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Bloop BEEP Bop
Anecdote
Jun 08, 2013 09:25 PM
I ball so hard muh***** wanna find me
first **** gotta find me
What’s 50 grand to a meh*** like me
Can you please remind me?
Ball so hard, this *** crazy
Y’all don’t know that don’t ***hit phase me
The Nets could go 0-82 and I look at you like this *** gravy
Ball so hard, this *** weird
We ain’t even s’pose to be here,
Ball so hard, since we here
It’s only right that we be fair
Psycho, I’m liable to go Michael
Take your pick, Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6
Ball so hard, got a broke clock, Rolleys that don’t tick tock
Audemars that’s losing time, hidden behind all these big rocks
Ball so hard, I’m shocked too,
I’m supposed to be locked up too
you escaped what I’ve escaped
You’d be in Paris getting *** up too
Ball so hard, let’s get faded, Le Meurice for like 6 days
Gold bottles, scold models, spillin’ Ace on my sick J’s
So ball so hard, **** behave, just might let you meet Ye,
Chi towns D. Rose, I’m movin’ the Nets to BK

[Hook]
[x2]
Ball so hard muh**** wanna find me
That *** cray [x3]

[Kanye West]
She said Ye can we get married at the mall?
I said look you need to crawl ‘fore you ball
Come and meet me in the bathroom stall
And show me why you deserve to have it all
Ball so hard
That *** cray (that shit cray), ain’t it Jay?
Ball so hard
What she order (what she order), fish filet
Ball so hard
Your whip so cold (whip so cold), this old thing
Ball so hard
Act like you’ll never be around muh*** like this again
Bougie girl, grab her hand
*** that *** she don’t wanna dance
Excuse my French but I’m in France (I’m just sayin’)
Prince William’s ain’t do it right if you ask me
Cause I was him I would have married Kate & Ashley
What's Gucci my ***?
What's Louis my killa?
What's drugs my deala?
What's that jacket, Margiela?
Doctors say I’m the illest
Cause I’m suffering from realness
Got my *** in Paris
And they going gorillas, huh!

[(Chazz) & Jimmy]
I don't even know what that means.
(No one knows what it means, but it's provocative)
No, it's not, it's gross
(It gets the people going!)

[Jay-Z]
Ball so hard meh*** wanna find me
Ball so hard meh*** wanna find me

[Kanye West]
You are now watching the throne
Don’t let me get in my zone [x3]
These other *** is lyin’
Actin’ like the summer ain’t mine

[Jay-Z]
I got that hot bitch in my home

[Kanye West]
You know how many hot *** I own?
Don’t let me get in my zone [x4]
The stars is in the building
They hands is to the ceiling
I know I’m bout to kill it
How you know, I got that feeling
You are now watching the throne
Don’t let me into my zone [x2]

[Jay-Z & Kanye West]
I’m definitely in my zone
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like my 'stache ?
High praise
Jun 08, 2013 09:11 PM
My name is Ari Plaut and I have a confession to make. I......love you. I've.....always loved you. Now that you clearly have other fans, I feel like I can have the courage to tell you how I really feel. And tell the world how I really feel. It's been brewing inside me for so long. For years, we've slept in the same room. My alarm would blare each morning, I'd wake up, and I'd see you there. Lying in your bed. Your hair softly covers your eyelids and you would lie there. Sleeping. Just you and me. But I would move on. I'd continue....alone. I'd wash my hair. Brush my teeth. Go to class. Hang out with my girlfriend. When all I ever really wanted was you....kevo. Kevin Morrissey. Kevin James Morrissey. My kevo. Campus Cutie. MY....Kevo. Lots of love. Forever. You will always be my Kevo. I will never, really truly, let go. All of my love. Forever. Yours Truly, Ari Plaut.
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<3 <3 :) XOXOXOXOX LOL :) :) :) ***MRS. CAMPUS CUTIE KEVIN MORRISSEY***
Anecdote
Jun 08, 2013 07:07 PM
Sometimes, I wake up and I think "KEVIN MORRISSEY." and then I go back to sleep.
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<3 <3 :) XOXOXOXOX LOL :) :) :) ***MRS. CAMPUS CUTIE KEVIN MORRISSEY***
Birthday wish
Jun 08, 2013 07:06 PM
I've been really trying, baby. Baby, baby, baby. Let's get it on. Let's get it on? Ooooooh sugar. Let's get it on. Happy Birthday, Kevin. Thanks for everything.
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Ari Plaut
High praise
Jun 08, 2013 04:29 PM
I was hiding under the porch because I LOVE YOU! Can I stay?
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kevin the bird
Anecdote
Jun 08, 2013 04:26 PM
Campus Cutie Kevin Morrissey punched me in the face one time. It was AWESOME.
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KEVOOOOOOO KEVOOOOOOO
High praise
Jun 08, 2013 04:07 PM
KEVIN MORRISSEY's BIO (an alternative version):
Kevin wasn't conceived per se. He simply is, was, and will be Kevin Morrissey. It's been this way since he first arrived on planet earth via camel wearing yellow gym shorts. He truly was a miraculous child and an even more miraculous pre-teen, because he never really went through puberty. He sung the abcs in his sleep, he could count the molecules in his peanut butter and jelly sandwich without scientific equipment. He could communicate with his pet snail, George, who was later purchased by Kanye West and credited for 73 percent of the lyrics on his first album. Kevin continued to cultivate groundbreaking-ly critical creative relationships, and, in order to land his first record deal, slept INSIDE Lady Gaga's piano for three months straight. She ultimately helped him write and record an album of lullabies about alien suffering that went multi platinum in Australia. While it remains relatively unknown in South America, it has garnered a cult-like following in India and within a concentrated area of Cambridge, MA known as the Fortress. Ironically, the album won BEST POP COMPILATION at the Grammys, even though it uses chord progressions and vocal stylings derived from the late 1700s. He later went on to live a solitary life in Panama, much to the dismay of his growing fan base. However, he quickly met and befriended Nicholas Cage (on location for a GQ photo shoot), who convinced him to abandon his corn muffin crop, and who offered him a role in his widely acclaimed film: National Treasure 3. His role, 'Janitor 2' truly gave Kevin an opportunity to shine, and he was later awarded an Oscar for BEST SUPPORTING ROLE. Vaulted to new level of fame and fortune, Kevin was dubbed "the next Justin Timberlake" by Newsweek magazine and became a staple story in gossip mags all over the world. He continued to star in Nicolas Cage films, but also created his own genre: Bollywood-Zombie for which he was recognized in Obama's third inaugural speech. Kevin continues to reside in a suburb southwest of Kentucky with his wife and five children.
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KEVOOOOOOO KEVOOOOOOO
High praise
Jun 08, 2013 03:10 PM
RIP SH** MOBILE.
MANY FOND MEMS.
IT WAS TOWED AWAY BY A STRANGE MAN IN ORANGE PANTS. I WAS NEVER THE SAME AGAIN.
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